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Friday, April 28, 2017

Rule 5: Old Married Bikers

OLD MARRIED BIKERS
A biker & his wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little teddy that she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband & says, "Honey, Do you remember this?" He looks up at her & says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She says, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nods & says, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what is it?" she asks. He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits & screw your brains out." She giggles & says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" Again he looks her up & down & finally replies, "Mission Accomplished."

Monday, April 17, 2017

Melania Trump sparks an upsurge in Fashionable Attire


Those in the media were quick to point out the glorious fabrics that adorned former first lady Michelle Obama when Barack entered office.  But now, that a truly fashionable lady has come to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave they have fallen silent.  Personally, Melania would look better in a flour sack than Michelle would look in a Royal Robe!  I suppose, with those in the media, it's a matter of the First Lady's last name. 

Saturday, April 15, 2017

What Democrats would like you to Forget


Have you ever noticed that when you talk to a liberal about something they don't want to discuss, you are suddenly branded as a racist or someone suffering from one of those many phobia's they toss around.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

MOST GRAPHIC photos of Islamic State brutality (GRAPHIC RAW IMAGES)

The Islamic State terrorists are an existential threat to the world. They have pledged attacks on the United States, proclaiming that their flag will fly over the White House. They show no signs of stopping either. Despite U.S. airstrikes, which are very likely to increase their popularity and help with recruiting efforts, the Islamic State is redoubling their attacks and intends to spread across the entire Middle East. If they are somehow defeated in Iraq and Syria, the survivors are likely to disperse and conduct terror attacks wherever they can, including in the United States. Presently, Christians and others who refuse to accept their rule, are being subjected to all forms of torture and killing. Beheading is a favorite, although simple shooting is common. In another report, about 500 Yadizi people were buried alive. The remainder who have not fled the Islamic State are being ordered to convert or die within 24 hours.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

‘Ban Cars to Stop Terror’ Says Swedish Newspaper After Stockholm Attack

Cars and other vehicles “have turned into deadly weapons”, and should be banished from cities to stop attacks like the one in Stockholm from happening in future, according to Aftonbladet editorialist Eva Franchell. Crackdowns on immigration or extremist ideology are not the way forward when it comes to terror prevention, according to the veteran journalist, writing after Friday’s terror attack in Stockholm left four people dead.  Read more....

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Illegal Alien MS-13 Gang Members Murdered Teen In Virginia

BEDFORD COUNTY, VA – Three Salvadoran MS-13 gang members have been charged with second-degree murder in relation to the death of 17-year-old Raymond Wood, Bedford County Sheriff Mike Brown announced Friday afternoon. Victor Arnoldo Rodas, 19; Jose Coreas-Ventura, 21; and Lisandro Posada-Vazquez, 24, have been arrested and charged with second-degree murder, Brown said during a news conference at Central Virginia Community College’s Bedford campus. All three are undocumented immigrants and were arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement on Tuesday after initially being detained by the Bedford County Sheriff’s Office, according to an ICE spokesperson. Rodas and Posada-Vazquez had been living in Lynchburg. All three are members of the gang MS-13, Brown said, which is made up mostly of Salvadoran nationals or first-generation Salvadoran-Americans, as well as other Central and South American immigrants.  Read more...

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Maddow Raises Possibility Trump, Campaign Innocent and ‘Scandal’ Isn’t ‘Existential Presidency-Ending Conflagration’

Thursday on MSNBC’s “The Rachel Maddow Show,” host Rachel Maddow said there was still a “possibility” President Donald Trump and his campaign were innocent of accusations of being in cahoots with the Russian government during the 2016 presidential campaign and that this may not take down the Trump presidency. If that is indeed the case, Maddow urged her viewers not to let their guards down against public corruption, especially as there are any other numbers of storylines to pursue while the Trump-Russia saga dominates the news coverage.  Read more....

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

DREAMER Charged With Murder Of Two Teens In Colorado

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO (ABC News) – A 19-year-old man was booked on first-degree murder and kidnapping charges in the deaths of two teens who were found dead on the side of a Colorado road, authorities said. Gustavo Marquez, 19, was also charged with aggravated robbery and child abuse resulting in the deaths of Derek Benjamin Greer, 15, and Natalie Partida, 16, according to the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office. The victims’ bodies were found on the side of a road about 15 miles from their Colorado Springs high school. “I am so happy there is finally justice for my son and Natalie,” said Greer’s mother, Heather Ferguson. “The case is still ongoing so it’s not over yet.” The deaths were ruled homicides but the cause was not clear.  Read more....

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Was UK Police Officer knifed to death during Parliament terrorist attack Armed?

OUR BOSSES TELL US WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE A GUN!
Was the officer knifed to death by a terrorist outside the British Parliament building today armed.  As of this time, we have no answer to this question.  We can be sure of only one thing, it's a safe bet he had his whistle.  I wonder if the BBC and other British media outlets will ever reveal the truth.  For a long time the Brits have had a history of having their officers go unarmed--well they are allowed a whistle and billy club.  But in this modern day of terrorist attacks has the government there insisted on keeping many unarmed, thereby making them a prime target for some Islamic Terrorist.  We will wait to see if any media source will attempt to find an answer to this question.  And do the right thing, by providing that information to the public.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Proof, Open Border Progressives are bringing Rapists and Murders into our Schools

This week the citizens of Rockville, Md. were forced to face one of the unintended consequences of welcoming thousands of undocumented illegals into their community and into their schools. Two immigrants ages 18 and 17 were allowed into the public school system and placed not among those of their own age group, but in a 9th grade setting where the average age was 14 years. There these two misfits, and I feel justified in calling them just that, turned their unbridled lust on a 14 year old 9th grade girl. Check out the below new-story on this event, that could have been avoided if only we enforced our existing immigration laws. I would suspect that the progressive community of Rockville is reeling from shock today, because it is pushing an effort to make their community a sanctuary city.  A city that would protect scum like the two sub-humans they placed in the mist of their children. Remember when then candidate Trump was soundly condemned for daring to say, many crossing into this country from the south were rapist and murders. This case along with hundreds of others proves he was correct. The sad thing however, is that this story will garner little attention from most in the media. After all, it does not fit the glowing image they have painted of those illegally coming to our nation.   Or just maybe, events such as these are becoming so commonplace they are no longer news worthy. Honestly, I am somewhat shocked that school administrators in this liberal bastion did not place these two into grammar school as opposed to junior high---someone must have slipped up!

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Trump offers unique solution to Sanctuary City dilemma

On just his second month in office, leaked information from sources inside the new Trump administration have indicated that the nations new President intends to withhold federal funds from all sanctuary cities, except those in California while at the came time removing all ICE (Immigration Customs Enforcement) Officers from that state.   Additionally the President will ask congress for some $2 billion to increase the number of ICE agents in the remaining 49 states by some 10,000.  When asked about the reason for these seemingly draconian moves by the President and his Department of Homeland Security (DHS) the unidentified source in the West Wing of the White House, simply replied that President Donald Trump was just seeking to put all the rotten apples in one basket, by funneling them into the Taco State, referring to California.  Democrat politicians in that Pacific coastal state are outraged claiming that the influx of millions of additional illegals into their state would depress wages and put undue pressure on already strained social services.  The source further stated that when West Wing staffers heard about the cries of distress coming from Democrats in California, uncontrolled laughter was heard in the halls and even reached the first family in their quarters on the second floor of the White House.
On a somewhat related note, the Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) has ordered that some 5,000 additional directional signs, pointing the way to Illegal Alien Paradise be erected on all Interstate Highways. 

And if this solution to the sanctuary city problem doesn't float your boat, there is that final solution.  Hope you like the meme I made below.
And for all you snowflakes out there this is just political satire, 
so don't get your panties in a wad.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Rule 5: Danger posed by Yoga Pants

KEY LARGO, Fla. - Comfortable clothes are emerging as a source of plastic that’s increasingly ending up in the oceans and potentially contaminating seafood, according to Gulf Coast researchers launching a two-year study of microscopic plastics in the waters from south Texas to the Florida Keys. The project , led by the Mississippi-Alabama Sea Grant Consortium, will rely partly on volunteers in coastal cleanup events. It also will expand a year’s worth of data collected around Florida that predominantly found microfibers — shreds of plastic even smaller than microbeads flowing down bathroom sinks and shower drains. Yoga pants, fleece jackets, sweat-wicking athletic wear and other garments made from synthetic materials shed microscopic plastic fibers — called “microfibers” — when laundered. Wastewater systems flush the microfibers into natural waterways, eventually reaching the sea.  Read more of this article HERE!

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Proof the Left-leaning Media is rigged. Facts you may not know.

Some have thought the only reason we have all those left-wingers in the news media is that as college students they were brainwashed by their Marxist professors (guess the term Marxist is no longer in fade with virtually are Democrats blaming the Russians and Trump for all the world's ills), but there in another reason---just too much inter-marriage between to media executives and loyal Democrats.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Trump declares California a National Monument, allowing Federal Agents to remove Alien life forms

Following in the footprints of his illustrious predecessor, who designated massive areas of America as National Monuments shortly before leaving office.  President Donald J. Trump, not to be outdone, has issued an Executive Order making California a National Monument.  Furthermore, in order to preserve the delicate ecological balance of the region he has given alien life forms only two days to vacate what will become the nation's newest national monument.  Just as former president Barack 'Himself' Obama used the 1906 Antiquities Act as the legal authority for his actions, president Trump has also relied on this antiquated law for the legal justification of his latest executive order.  
After Obama's declaration that Bear's Ear in Utah and Gold Butte in Nevada were declared to be national monuments, federal agents descended on those areas to protect prairie dogs, rattlesnakes and coyotes from corrupt and greedy local ranchers.  But now under the orders of a new president these agents are removing non-indigenous life forms.  Life forms that make unintelligible sounds (some called it Spanish), and seem to prefer iguana to chicken.    It is expected that Donald Trump will take similar actions in that once proud Golden State of California and make it great again. 

Monday, March 13, 2017

Man admits lying about "Trump Country" Lynching Hate Crime Report

An African-American man in Malden, Massachusetts has now admitted that he fabricated a hate crime report when he claimed two white men accosted him, saying the U.S. is now “Trump country,” and threatened to lynch him. A man in the suburb north of Boston told police on Tuesday that he was accosted by two white men after getting off a Boston mass transit bus near Broadway Square in Malden. The complainant, who has remained unidentified, said the men used racial slurs and warned him he would soon be lynched because the U.S. is now “Trump country.” The man said he ran away and hid, waiting for the men to go away before calling police. Malden police immediately prioritized the report as a “hate crime” and an investigation was opened. But now police are reporting that their investigation revealed a hoax had been committed.   Read the full story HERE......

Apparently the Democrats are lost in the wilderness and will blame Trump and his supporters for just about anything to discredit his election and presidency. 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Progressive Math and Terrorism or sometime the numbers are meaningless

The above is so true.  
But then who ever said a liberal knew math 
or even history.  
Well you can't really blame them too much, 
after all that pea brain can hold only so many facts.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Trump Conundrum

You may not like the language used by Donald J. Trump, 
but those hearing his words 
are learning something they are not use too---
he stands by them unlike most politicians.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

President Trump to issue revised Refugee Order

One just has to wonder if the newcomers will be allowed to bring their cookware, including their cutlery!  Now snowflakes, don't get those panties in a wad---those items would never get through airport security.  Of course, you guys would get rid of that too.  All except than on planes in which you travel.

Friday, January 27, 2017

March for Life Day in Washington D.C. January 27 and "Abortion Story"

Today is March for Life Day in the nation's capital and unlike last Saturday's Washington march against President Trump, American's will not have to shield their children from the obscene signs and speaker language that came from that march.  Vice President Mike Pence with speak with the full support of President Trump and all pro-life Americans.  We will have to wait and see how those in the media report this event.  Will it get the same coverage as last Saturday's march?  Don't know why I ask that question.  You already know the answer.  Those that marched last week would close GITMO and free the remaining terrorist confined there.  However these same people would condemn forever the unborn and confine them for eternity to a medical waste bin.

BELOW IS A STORY ANTI-ABORTION STORY I WROTE SOMETIME AGO.

"He is waiting, waiting for the knocking at the door. While all around him he feels a warmth, a feeling of security, a sense of being and the closeness of belonging. And yet he knows there is more, more than this so he waits patiently for the knocking at the door. Sounds, not to distant flood his world and he feels the outside through the inner darkness. A gentle softness flows over him and lulls him to sleep and he dreams, dreams of the knocking at the door. Suddenly he wakes, wakes to the knocking at the door. And in an instant the door is shattered and the warmth that surrounds him flows away and a alien claw grips him and the pain pierces his very being as he is pulled from his sheltered world. A brief blinding light flashes only for moment before a cold dark eternity settles over him.


Doctor A. Borson looks over the sheet at the young woman lying on his table and smiles as he says, "now that wasn't all that bad was it". She manages a slight smile and in a subdued voice says, "no". The doctor removes his bloody gloves as he stands and turns to the nurse asking, "how many more do we have today"? She replies, "four". "Good" he says as he walks out the door. The nurse then reaches to the pan on the floor and picks it up while placing her foot at the base of the container marked "Hazard: Medical Waste", pushing the small black pedal down the white top opens and she dumps in the lifeless mass of bone and tissue.

Just another day in the clinic. Just another day in the progressive world of modern day America. Just another baby thrown on the trash pile of a liberal ideology, one who will never know the love on the other side of that door. And in the waiting room of Dr A. Borson four more unsuspecting victims are waiting, waiting for "The Knocking at the Door"!"
BY  RON RUSSELL 

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Who has the biggest Gun in the Media's "War on Trump"?

The war between the media and Donald Trump has been going on since he came down that escalator at Trump Tower to announce his run for the presidency.  Despite their efforts to sink his boat in the general election he was victorious and the Trump banner now flies over 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.  However once more the media has ventured into the breech in an effort to undermine the Trump Presidency.  Some people, fail to learn the lessons of history---the side with the biggest gun wins!  Oh well, who ever said those in the MSM were smart. 

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Senator Tom Cotton smacks down Sen. Chuck Schumer

In a recent Senate debate their was a floor dust up between Sen. Tom Cotton (Republican from Arkansas) and Sen. Chuck Schumer (Senate Minority Leader).  Apparently Schumer was getting on Cotton's case about not being in the Senate some eight years ago during the confirmation hearing for Obama's cabinet and sarcastically asked the young man from Arkansas where he was during that debate.  To which Tom Cotton replied, "I was in Afghanistan get my ass shot at."  Schumer, according to reports, fell silent for one of the few times in his life.

Monday, January 23, 2017

The Electoral College saved America from a fate worst than death.

Every American regardless of race, color, creed or national origin---forget that sexual orientation  crap, should be grateful for the infinite wisdom of the founders for giving us the Constitution that provided for the electoral college.  For some reason, I don't think Bill and Hillary Clinton would agree.  And of course we should thank the French for their fleet at Yorktown and the wonderful statue they gave our nation in the form of Lady Liberty.  But I do think we paid them back when we drove that Austrian house painter out of their country in 1944.  
Reflecting on the above image, I do wonder how historians will view the election of Donald Trump.  I suppose it will all boil down to who writes that history.  Some how those who write about the past always seem to make it conform to contemporary standards whatever they may be at the time.

Sunday, January 22, 2017

RCMP reports no sightings of disillusioned Celebrities fleeing to Canada following Trump elaction

TALK ABOUT SOLVING A PROBLEM.  
THAT HOUSE PAINTER FROM AUSTRIA HAD NOTHING ON ME!

Conclusive Proof Global Warming is real, Snowflakes are melting since election of Donald Trump

After years of debate and genuine skepticism 
by many flat-Earthers, 
finally there is conclusive proof 
that man-made global warming (and it is global) 
actually exist.  
The melting of snowflakes is no accident of nature 
or even part of some grand environmental cycle, 
but a direct result of the election of 
Donald Trump as President of the United States.  

Friday, January 20, 2017

Trump Cat

We all need a little humor on this day.  
Serious changes are coming to the nation.  
Our new president, Donald Trump 
now has the weight of the world on his shoulders 
and needs all our prayers, 
both Democrats and Republicans.

President Donald Trump now has the weight of the world on his shoulders

Donald J. Trump is now the 45th President 
of the United States 
and with that office has the weight 
of the world on his shoulders.  
May God be with him of this difficult and long trip.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Trump lays Wreath at Tomb of Unknown Soldier in opening Inauguration Event

Trump in the first official inauguration event, lays wreath at Tomb of Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery.  This had to be a somber experience for the soon to be 45th President of the United States. 

Trump arrives in Washington aboard Military Plane greeted by a salute from Airman

With his "Trump" logo plane parked in New York, President-elect Donald J. Trump arrives in Washington today aboard a military plane.  From what I could observe, the entire Trump family was on the short flight from New York.  I did notice that as Donald came down the plane ramp he was saluted by at least one of the awaiting airmen.  Made me wonder, if that was the first of many such salutes to come for the next 8 years.  Needless to say "The Donald" returned the salute.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Snowflakes melt when exposed to Sunlight

Snowflakes come in all shapes and sizes 
and no two are identical.  
But they do have one thing in common---
if they are exposed to direct sunlight for any period of time 
they melt away.