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Friday, April 28, 2017

Rule 5: Old Married Bikers

OLD MARRIED BIKERS
A biker & his wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little teddy that she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband & says, "Honey, Do you remember this?" He looks up at her & says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She says, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nods & says, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what is it?" she asks. He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits & screw your brains out." She giggles & says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" Again he looks her up & down & finally replies, "Mission Accomplished."

Monday, April 17, 2017

Melania Trump sparks an upsurge in Fashionable Attire


Those in the media were quick to point out the glorious fabrics that adorned former first lady Michelle Obama when Barack entered office.  But now, that a truly fashionable lady has come to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave they have fallen silent.  Personally, Melania would look better in a flour sack than Michelle would look in a Royal Robe!  I suppose, with those in the media, it's a matter of the First Lady's last name. 

Saturday, April 15, 2017

What Democrats would like you to Forget


Have you ever noticed that when you talk to a liberal about something they don't want to discuss, you are suddenly branded as a racist or someone suffering from one of those many phobia's they toss around.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

MOST GRAPHIC photos of Islamic State brutality (GRAPHIC RAW IMAGES)

The Islamic State terrorists are an existential threat to the world. They have pledged attacks on the United States, proclaiming that their flag will fly over the White House. They show no signs of stopping either. Despite U.S. airstrikes, which are very likely to increase their popularity and help with recruiting efforts, the Islamic State is redoubling their attacks and intends to spread across the entire Middle East. If they are somehow defeated in Iraq and Syria, the survivors are likely to disperse and conduct terror attacks wherever they can, including in the United States. Presently, Christians and others who refuse to accept their rule, are being subjected to all forms of torture and killing. Beheading is a favorite, although simple shooting is common. In another report, about 500 Yadizi people were buried alive. The remainder who have not fled the Islamic State are being ordered to convert or die within 24 hours.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

‘Ban Cars to Stop Terror’ Says Swedish Newspaper After Stockholm Attack

Cars and other vehicles “have turned into deadly weapons”, and should be banished from cities to stop attacks like the one in Stockholm from happening in future, according to Aftonbladet editorialist Eva Franchell. Crackdowns on immigration or extremist ideology are not the way forward when it comes to terror prevention, according to the veteran journalist, writing after Friday’s terror attack in Stockholm left four people dead.  Read more....

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Illegal Alien MS-13 Gang Members Murdered Teen In Virginia

BEDFORD COUNTY, VA – Three Salvadoran MS-13 gang members have been charged with second-degree murder in relation to the death of 17-year-old Raymond Wood, Bedford County Sheriff Mike Brown announced Friday afternoon. Victor Arnoldo Rodas, 19; Jose Coreas-Ventura, 21; and Lisandro Posada-Vazquez, 24, have been arrested and charged with second-degree murder, Brown said during a news conference at Central Virginia Community College’s Bedford campus. All three are undocumented immigrants and were arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement on Tuesday after initially being detained by the Bedford County Sheriff’s Office, according to an ICE spokesperson. Rodas and Posada-Vazquez had been living in Lynchburg. All three are members of the gang MS-13, Brown said, which is made up mostly of Salvadoran nationals or first-generation Salvadoran-Americans, as well as other Central and South American immigrants.  Read more...

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Maddow Raises Possibility Trump, Campaign Innocent and ‘Scandal’ Isn’t ‘Existential Presidency-Ending Conflagration’

Thursday on MSNBC’s “The Rachel Maddow Show,” host Rachel Maddow said there was still a “possibility” President Donald Trump and his campaign were innocent of accusations of being in cahoots with the Russian government during the 2016 presidential campaign and that this may not take down the Trump presidency. If that is indeed the case, Maddow urged her viewers not to let their guards down against public corruption, especially as there are any other numbers of storylines to pursue while the Trump-Russia saga dominates the news coverage.  Read more....