Monday, January 23, 2017

The Electoral College saved America from a fate worst than death.

Every American regardless of race, color, creed or national origin---forget that sexual orientation  crap, should be grateful for the infinite wisdom of the founders for giving us the Constitution that provided for the electoral college.  For some reason, I don't think Bill and Hillary Clinton would agree.  And of course we should thank the French for their fleet at Yorktown and the wonderful statue they gave our nation in the form of Lady Liberty.  But I do think we paid them back when we drove that Austrian house painter out of their country in 1944.  
Reflecting on the above image, I do wonder how historians will view the election of Donald Trump.  I suppose it will all boil down to who writes that history.  Some how those who write about the past always seem to make it conform to contemporary standards whatever they may be at the time.

Sunday, January 22, 2017

RCMP reports no sightings of disillusioned Celebrities fleeing to Canada following Trump elaction

TALK ABOUT SOLVING A PROBLEM.  
THAT HOUSE PAINTER FROM AUSTRIA HAD NOTHING ON ME!

Conclusive Proof Global Warming is real, Snowflakes are melting since election of Donald Trump

After years of debate and genuine skepticism 
by many flat-Earthers, 
finally there is conclusive proof 
that man-made global warming (and it is global) 
actually exist.  
The melting of snowflakes is no accident of nature 
or even part of some grand environmental cycle, 
but a direct result of the election of 
Donald Trump as President of the United States.  

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Trump offers unique solution to Sanctuary City dilemma

On just his second day in office, leaked information from sources inside the new Trump administration have indicated that the nations new President intends to withhold federal funds from all sanctuary cities, except those in California while at the came time removing all ICE (Immigration Customs Enforcement) Officers from that state.   Additionally the President will ask congress for some $2 billion to increase the number of ICE agents in the remaining 49 states by some 10,000.  When asked about the reason for these seemingly draconian moves by the President and his Department of Homeland Security (DHS) the unidentified source in the West Wing of the White House, simply replied that President Donald Trump was just seeking to put all the rotten apples in one basket, by funneling them into the Taco State, referring to California.  Democrat politicians in that Pacific coastal state are outraged claiming that the influx of millions of additional illegals into their state would depress wages and put undue pressure on already strained social services.  The source further stated that when West Wing staffers heard about the cries of distress coming from Democrats in California, uncontrolled laughter was heard in the halls and even reached the first family in their quarters on the second floor of the White House.
On a somewhat related note, the Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) has ordered that some 5,000 additional directional signs, pointing the way to Illegal Alien Paradise be erected on all Interstate Highways. 

And if this solution to the sanctuary city problem doesn't float your boat, there is that final solution.  Hope you like the meme I made below.
And for all you snowflakes out there this is just political satire, 
so don't get your panties in a wad.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Trump Cat

We all need a little humor on this day.  
Serious changes are coming to the nation.  
Our new president, Donald Trump 
now has the weight of the world on his shoulders 
and needs all our prayers, 
both Democrats and Republicans.