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Thursday, July 27, 2017

Headline From Year 2022: John McCain, Long Dead, Still Voted Back Into Office By Arizona Voters

The 2022 Congressional race in Arizona went handily to deceased Senator John McCain. Despite being dead for over four years, McCain was the overwhelming favorite to win the election which pitted him against Democratic challenger Xir Shanique Mohammad Masahasahputripan. 

Though Masahasahputripan delivered a very popular and inspiring message of killing all the white people and stealing all their money, McCain carried the day thanks to his innovative “virtual platform”. Though apparently run from the grave, it was his alive supporters across the state of Arizona who did the heavy lifting. Through a relentless torrent of inane posts on Twitter and Facebook, they shared his old campaign commericals and championed his message of endless wars and political cronyism. 

But the message that seemed to have resonated most with the voters was McCain’s commitment to “complete the danged fence”–a promise he made during his 2010 campaign that was swiftly forgotten the day after he won that election. 

Despite being a traitor to his country during the Vietnam war, and a venal, principle-less, ill-tempered, war-mongering, pathological liar during his years in government, nothing can seem to sway the loyal Arizonans from perpetually voting “The Great Maverick” back into office–not even his own death and subsequent decay into a gelatinous black blob of maggot-infested carrion.   Read more.....

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Hyper-Realistic Sex Robots Declared ‘DANGER’ for Women & Kids – Call for a Ban

Sex robots have evidently become more popular in brothels across the world, especially as they become more and more realistic. There are a lot of men who love them, but some are not as thrilled — some scientists and ethicists are saying that sex robots are dangerous. 

Technology has enabled sex robots to appear more human than ever before. It’s believed that by the end of the year, there will be sex robots on the market with human-like skin, who are responsive to touch, and are able to “talk dirty” to users. And brothels across the world have been making the sex robots available for their patrons, where men can live out their “wildest fantasies” with robots who can’t say no. 

But religious groups have come out against the sex robots, as have scientists who specialize in robotics. The Foundation for Responsible Robotics, for example, recently released a report warning that the use of sex robots could lead to an increase in sex crimes. 

“On the one hand, if a sex robot is designed to resist sexual advances such that their use constitutes a simulated act of rape, then building them puts the user in relationship with the act of raping a woman,” the report read. “It exhorts and endorses rape. On the other hand, building a robot that is passive or elicits sex is ethically problematic for what it communicates to the broader public about women’s sexuality.”    Read more.....

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Man Hid Dead Wife’s Body in Freezer for 8 YEARS So That He Could Collect Her Government Benefits

It’s not surprising that people will go to some pretty drastic lengths to keep their government benefits flowing. But what one man did is making international headlines for its gruesome nature. When his wife died, he didn’t notify the government so he could keep receiving government checks — but it’s what he did with her body that’s raising eyebrows. 

Allan Dunn lived with his wife, Margaret, in Hillsborough County, Florida. Tragically, Margaret died at home in 2002. But Dunn didn’t want to give up her Social Security checks — so he hid her body in a freezer for eight years, until he died in 2010. And his remaining family had to deal with the fallout. 

Investigators were able to determine that Dunn had improperly collected over $92,000 in benefits, which his heirs ended up being responsible for. The United States Attorney’s Office for the Middle District of Florida said that he “concealed his wife’s death by placing her body in a freezer in their home”, and that while the remaining family knew that Margaret had died, they didn’t realize he was defrauding the government by covering up her death… or that he was hiding her body in a freezer.   
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Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Pair Of Illegal Aliens Beat Man To Death In Idaho


POCATELLO, ID (KTVB) – Two brothers face murder charges after a man was killed in Pocatello. 

KPVI-TV reports that Pocatello police responded to a disturbance in an alley south of Clark Street at about 2:30 a.m. Saturday. 

Officers found a male victim and began CPR. He was taken to the hospital by ambulance but succumbed to his injuries. 

The victim has been identified as Nathan Tad Richardson, age 30. 

A police investigation identified two suspects in the killing. Gabriel Lee Moreno, age 25 and Anthony Carlos Moreno, age 23, were booked into the Bannock County Jail. 

Both were charged with second-degree murder. It was not immediately known if they had lawyers. 

On Saturday, ABC News 8 reported: 
Pocatello police are currently investigating the death of male overnight Friday. A police lieutenant said the man was found beaten to death outside the Center Street Clubhouse on Center Street sometime between midnight and 5 a.m. Saturday.

Friday, June 23, 2017

Trey Gowdy FURIOUS at Betrayal, Top Secret Russian Intelligence LEAKED

Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats recently met with the House Intelligence Committee, a meeting that was supposed to be confidential. Eight people were in the room, and one of them leaked his testimony to the media. And Trey Gowdy is furious. 

Gowdy appeared on CNN’s “Outfront” on Thursday, where he slammed the leaks. “About eight hours ago, Adam Schiff and I looked Dan Coats in the eyes and we assured him that there would be no selective leaking of his testimony to us,” Gowdy told CNN anchor Erin Burnett. “And I’ll be damned if eight hours later there aren’t three different leaks with what he told us. So if anyone is questioning why congressional investigations aren’t taken seriously, and are viewed as political exercises, you need to look no further than the fact that we looked one of our intelligence officials in the eyes and promised him there would be no selective leaking. And here I’m being asked about it, not even eight hours later.” 

It took only hours after Coats’ meeting for the leaks to materialize, with NBC News reporting that “Coats tells House investigators President Trump seemed obsessed with Russia probe”.   Read more.....