Friday, May 26, 2017

Ultimate Prostate Exam

This guy walked into the wrong office, 
but we think the San Francisco Dentist was very accommodating. 

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

CNN Terrorism Analyst Suggests Possibility of ‘Right-Wing,’ ‘False Flag’ Plot in Manchester Bombing

Monday as the news developing about the Manchester terror bombing after the completion of an Ariana Grande concert, CNN terrorism analyst Paul Cruickshank laid out for host Anderson Cooper the likelihood that the explosion was the result of a suicide bomber motivated by radical Islamic extremism. 

However, Cruickshank did say “it must also be noted” there had been a number of “false flag plots” orchestrated by “right-wing extremist” in Europe. 

 “Well, obviously a suicide bomber, that would be the hallmarks of an Islamist terrorist plot attack,” Cruickshank replied. “So, they’ll be looking in that direction tonight if they indeed do confirm there was a suicide bomber involved. There eyewitnessed interviewed in the last few minutes on BBC Radio talking about what they’re describing as nuts all over the floor. And that would be consistent with a kind of shrapnel-type of device, which we’ve seen groups like al-Qaeda and ISIS encourage their recruits to build. So that’s the only way this is pointing tonight. We cannot conclude that for sure at this stage. We are going to have to wait for police to tell us much more in the hours ahead.”  More.....

Friday, April 28, 2017

Rule 5: Old Married Bikers

A biker & his wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little teddy that she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband & says, "Honey, Do you remember this?" He looks up at her & says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She says, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nods & says, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what is it?" she asks. He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits & screw your brains out." She giggles & says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" Again he looks her up & down & finally replies, "Mission Accomplished."

Monday, April 17, 2017

Melania Trump sparks an upsurge in Fashionable Attire

Those in the media were quick to point out the glorious fabrics that adorned former first lady Michelle Obama when Barack entered office.  But now, that a truly fashionable lady has come to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave they have fallen silent.  Personally, Melania would look better in a flour sack than Michelle would look in a Royal Robe!  I suppose, with those in the media, it's a matter of the First Lady's last name. 

Saturday, April 15, 2017

What Democrats would like you to Forget

Have you ever noticed that when you talk to a liberal about something they don't want to discuss, you are suddenly branded as a racist or someone suffering from one of those many phobia's they toss around.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

MOST GRAPHIC photos of Islamic State brutality (GRAPHIC RAW IMAGES)

The Islamic State terrorists are an existential threat to the world. They have pledged attacks on the United States, proclaiming that their flag will fly over the White House. They show no signs of stopping either. Despite U.S. airstrikes, which are very likely to increase their popularity and help with recruiting efforts, the Islamic State is redoubling their attacks and intends to spread across the entire Middle East. If they are somehow defeated in Iraq and Syria, the survivors are likely to disperse and conduct terror attacks wherever they can, including in the United States. Presently, Christians and others who refuse to accept their rule, are being subjected to all forms of torture and killing. Beheading is a favorite, although simple shooting is common. In another report, about 500 Yadizi people were buried alive. The remainder who have not fled the Islamic State are being ordered to convert or die within 24 hours.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

‘Ban Cars to Stop Terror’ Says Swedish Newspaper After Stockholm Attack

Cars and other vehicles “have turned into deadly weapons”, and should be banished from cities to stop attacks like the one in Stockholm from happening in future, according to Aftonbladet editorialist Eva Franchell. Crackdowns on immigration or extremist ideology are not the way forward when it comes to terror prevention, according to the veteran journalist, writing after Friday’s terror attack in Stockholm left four people dead.  Read more....