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Monday, February 29, 2016

Tampon Earring wearing Melissa Harris-Perry fired by MSNBC

Even the radical liberals running MSNBC 
have finally had enough or the ultra-left wing radical, 
Melissa Harris-Perry.  
They have fired the racist, bomb throwing witch.

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Democrats are Professionals at Stealing Elections

When it comes to the Democrat's primary election, the winner was determined long before the voting started.  The fix was in for Hillary Clinton!

Friday, February 26, 2016

Wednesday, February 24, 2016


Magnitude 10 Earthquake 
to hit Washington Jan. 19, 2017 
when Donald Trump takes reins of the government 
away from that idiot now in the White House.

Friday, February 19, 2016

A House without Walls cannot Stand!

During the recent dust up between Pope Francis and Donald Trump over the wall in Mexico, 
I was reminded of what Abe Lincoln said many years ago, 
"a house divided cannot stand".  
Today I would humbly suggest that Trump use the phrase, 
"a house without walls cannot stand"!  

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Pope Francis condemns Trumps proposed wall, while wall around Vatican remains

Just today while visiting in Mexico Pope Francis I seemed to have condemned Donald Trump for proposing a wall between the the U.S. and Mexico going a step further and by saying this was an unchristian act.  Not only did the Pope wade in on the American Presidential elections, but seemed  to forget about the massive wall that surrounds Vatican City in Rome intended to keep out undesirables.  Does this make the Pope unchristian?

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Hillary Clinton displays signs of Dementia at Reno, Nevada Campaign Rally

At a recent campaign event in Reno, Nevada 
Presidential Hillary Clinton displayed early signs 
of Dementia 
when she ran out of words and began barking like a dog!

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Who will fill Scalia's Shoes

Who will feel Antonin Scalia's shoes?  
The answer is simple.  
No one can. 
The best we can hope for is a reasonable facsimile.  
The reverse will come if the U.S. Senate caves to Barack! 

Monday, February 15, 2016

Trump can't be bribed

Trump got his money the old fashion way.  
He earned it, unlike most of those of those crooks 
in Washington that have almost never held a real job!

Friday, February 12, 2016

Why Bernie wants your Money!

I would like to spend other people's money if it was voluntarily given.  Sanders wants to spend yours by forcibly taking it away.  There is a big difference.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Greatest Generation vs. Millennials

Millennials is too kind of word for this generation.  
A more fitting term would be "Lamest Generation".  

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Will "The Donald" go gunning for that Ole Pinko Socialist from Vermont

Following Hillary Clinton's crushing defeat 
at the hands of an old Woodstock Socialist 
will Trump begin to train his sights 
on that old-timer from Vermont!  
A throw-back from the glory days of the USSR!

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Democrats find a old Brass Ring on the Ash Heap of History

What goes around comes around again when you don't learn from history!  The old saying that if you don't learn from history you're doomed to repeat it.  Today's Millennials have little or no knowledge of what happened decades ago and could care less. 

Monday, February 8, 2016

Democrats claim Election Fraud

Finally after years of denying that election fraud exist, 
the Democrats are now forced to recognize it's existence! 

Friday, February 5, 2016

Stratetic Airforce Bomber forced to Jettison Nuke off Georgia Coast

Apparently a strategic U.S. Air force bomber has been forced to jettison a Thermonuclear devise just off the Georgia Coast near Savannah after a midair collision with a Jet Fighter.  The H-Bomb is said to be over a 100 times more powerful that the bomb that destroyed Hiroshima in 1945.   Don't get your pants in a wad!  This actually happened, but on Feb. 5, 1958.   And until this day the bomb has never been found!

Won the Lottery yesterday but....

Just my luck!

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Democrats Defined

The Democrats are the party of division.  The party that tries to turn one group of Americans against another.  While at the same time on the international stage they embrace our enemies and push away our allies.  They seem to be living in an alternate universe.

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Will Donald Trump buy Farm in Iowa?

Following his second place finish in the Iowa Caucuses, 
the Donald said he loved Iowa and might buy farm there.  
I don't know but the only kind of "hoe" 
he might be familiar with is not found on a farm!