Newsmax

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Baltimore's Bloods and Crips sign Chamberlainque Peace Deal with President "Neville" Obama

EMBRACING HIS PROGRESSIVE ROOTS AS A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER, OBAMA HAS NEGOTIATED A COMPREHENSIVE PEACE ACCORD WITH THE BALTIMORE LOOTERS AND RIOTERS.  THE PRESIDENT IN A SECRET MEETING WITH THE CRIPS, BLOODS, BLACK GORILLAS, ACTIVIST BALTIMORE MAYOR STEPHANIE RAWLINGS-BLAKE AND OTHER WHITE-HATING GROUPS HAS SIGNED A PEACE ACCORD THAT WOULD ALLOW BURNING AND LOOTING IN BALTIMORE ONLY ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS AFTER THE BLACK POPULATION HAS HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO FORTIFY THEMSELVES WITH COLT 45 MALT LIQUOR AND CHICKEN WINGS.  IT IS BEING REPORTED THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA IS NOW BEING CONSIDERED FOR A SECOND NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOLLOWING THIS UNPRECEDENTED HUMANITARIAN AGREEMENT.   
HILLARY BUMPER STICKERS
SECOND AMENDMENT STICKERS
HILLARY T-SHIRTS

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Louisiana Zydeco and Dance

I'VE SPEND MANY A DAY IN SOUTH LOUISIANA DANCING AND JUST LISTENING TO THE GREAT CAJUN AND ZYDECO MUSIC OF THAT REGION. I'M FROM THE BAYOU STATE ALTHOUGH I LIVE IN MISSISSIPPI NOW. THOUGHT TO PASS ON AN EXAMPLE OF ZYDECO, AS MOST HAVE NEVER HEARD IT.  TOO OLD TO DANCE NOW, BUT SURE DO LIKE TO WATCH.   AND FOR LSU FANS, "GEAUX TIGERS"!
HILLARY BUMPER STICKERS
SECOND AMENDMENT STICKERS
HILLARY T-SHIRTS

Guns and the American Left's Lies and Distortions

These Experts Favored Gun Control!
These Experts were against Gun Control
The typical reactions on the left to gun violence is their standard call for more gun controls and their habit of always pointing the finger at the gun and not at the individual responsible for the violence. They also have a way of twisting the events and blaming the right in the country for gun violence.

I remember the day JFK was shot in Dallas. I was attending Northeast Louisiana State in Monroe and staying with my grandmother. My morning classes were over and I was taking a short nap that fateful afternoon. Grandmother came into the room and woke me up and told me to come quick that Kennedy had been shot. Needless to say, I like most Americans was glued to the T.V. for the rest of the day. Only three major news channels in those days---ABC, NBC and CBS. I quickly noticed a developing theme. One of the major news anchors, I don't recall which one, commented that Dallas had been a hot-bed of right wing activity in recent months. The vast Right-Wing-Conspiracy was being developed and the theme spread to all three networks. Everyone, myself included, believed it. Then Oswald was captured and information about him began to come out. Shocker---he was not a reactionary right wing loon, but rather a committed leftest. He had lived in Russia and was a member of a pro-Castro organization called "committee for fair play for Cuba". Suddenly, the vast right-wing conspiracy was gone. But did a left-wing conspiracy take its place--logic would dictate that--no, that did not ever happen. The silence on this was deafening. The national news media had long before that time shown their colors, but to me this was the first time I really took notice of the bias they expressed under the banner of "Objectivity". Finally I saw the truth. And the truth was an ugly reality.

I came across a short article on the Kennedy and that fateful day in Dallas, its basically the reactions of a left leaning newsman recalling the event. Decided to include it in this post:



"It Was Controlled PandemoniumI was on the copy desk, far from any action, but many things are indelible in my memory. We were living in Largo. I was about to leave for my shift, which was afternoon-evening, when a neighbor came running to the door, shouting for us to turn on our television. That’s when I learned he had been shot, but not that he was dead.I had to leave for work and there was no radio in the car. I took East Bay Drive, U.S. 19 and Haines Road to the Allendale area, and then drove through Allendale to Fourth Street. When I reached the corner, I saw a funeral home with its flag flying at half-staff, and I didn’t need a radio. The St. Petersburg Times newsroom was in controlled pandemonium. I don’t recall whether I handled any assassination copy that day; more likely, I was editing state and local news.But I was standing at the teletype when the first flash came in that a suspected Marxist, Lee Harvey Oswald, was being held in connection with the shooting. Times Publisher Nelson Poynter was standing nearby when I announced that. His face fell."Oh, no," he said. "I was hoping it would be a right-winger."In the days that followed, many of us helped ourselves to souvenirs: the half-tone engravings of John Kennedy that had accumulated in the library files. There came a time when we needed to illustrate articles that referred to the time, and we had to have new half-tones made because the ones already made had been so depleted.We were expecting our second child any day. Names had already been chosen, but there was no doubt that should it be a boy, his name would be John. That’s how Daniel became his middle name when he was born a week later."
The key line in Dyckman's statement is "I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE A RIGHT-WINGER." There was no way to spin this into a right-wing conspiracy because of the over-whelming evidence to the contrary. The left however, did manage to get stronger gun-control laws as a result of the events in Dallas. No more mail-order guns. One last note. I got my first gun a 22 rifle, when I was 11 years old---purchased it through the Sears and Roebuck Catalog. One of the happiest days of my life was when the mail carrier delivered it to the farm.
HILLARY BUMPER STICKERS
SECOND AMENDMENT STICKERS
HILLARY T-SHIRTS

Friday, April 17, 2015

Is Barack Obama the worst president in American History

IT IS TOO BAD THAT A BLACK MAN, BARACK OBAMA IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY.  HE IS REALLY MAKING IT HARD FOR ANOTHER BLACK MAN TO SEEK THE OFFICE.  WITHOUT A DOUBT MOST AMERICANS WILL REMEMBER THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN, AFTER ALL MOST ARE ACCUSED OF BEING RACIST ANYWAY AND THOSE THAT ARE NOT OPENLY VOTED FOR HIM BECAUSE OF HIS RACE.  AT ANY RATE OBAMA SUCKS. 
EMBED CODE
Code for Facebook, Blogs, Websites and Myspace.
Just copy and paste into your site.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Clinton makes Climate Change a central issue for 2016


HILLARY CLINTON MAKES CLIMATE CHANGE A CENTRAL ISSUE FOR 2016.  GRANDMA HILLARY, MUCH LIKE BARACK OBAMA MAKES NO BONES ABOUT RAISING UTILITY RATES FOR MILLIONS OF POOR AND MIDDLE CLASS AMERICANS IN ORDER TO ADVANCE THE WELL-BEING OF HER GREEN ENERGY CEO'S.  SUDDENLY AMERICA'S MOST FREQUENT FLIER IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE USE OF FOSSIL FUELS.  WTF ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING AND PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANT WHAT ARE THOSE MILLIONS WHO SUPPORT HILLARY AND LIKE-MINDED POLITICAL LEADERS THINKING.  GUESS THERE IS ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE. 
EMBED CODE
Code for Facebook, Blogs, Websites and Myspace.
Just copy and paste into your site.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Bill Clinton to show Interns the meaning of "White House Staff"

BILL CLINTON TOTALLY SUPPORTS HILLARY'S RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY.  AS FOR THOSE WHO CLAIM "HILLARY SUCKS", BILL KNOWS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE THAT IS A LIE.  ALSO BILL IS HOPING TO GET ANOTHER CRACK AT SHOWING SOME LUSCIOUS INTERN THE TRUE MEANING OF "WHITE HOUSE STAFF"!
EMBED CODE
Code for Facebook, Blogs, Websites and Myspace.
Just copy and paste into your site.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Hillary Clinton's Baggage

DON'T YOU FEEL SORRY ABOUT THIS POOR, POOR GRANDMA WHO HAS TO TRAVEL AROUND THE COUNTRY CARRYING SO MUCH BAGGAGE!  WONDER IF BUBBA COULD HELP---BUT WAIT, THEY SELDOM TRAVEL TOGETHER AND HE HAS HIS OWN. 
EMBED CODE
Code for Facebook, Blogs, Websites and Myspace.
Just copy and paste into your site.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Serving Hillary

WE ALL KNOW THE FATE OF CLINTON "SERVERS".  WHEN THEY HAVE SERVED THEIR PURPOSE THEY ARE THROWN UNDER THE BUS OR JUST COMPLETELY TRASHED.  WITH BOTH BILL AND HILLARY WE'VE SEEN THIS FAR TOO OFTEN.  
EMBED CODE
Code for Facebook, Blogs, Websites and Myspace.
Just copy and paste into your site.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Islamic Republic of Iran to ship Humanitarian aid to War-torn Yemen

IRANIAN PRESIDENT ROUHANI HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HIS NATION WILL BE SENDING EMERGENCY HUMANITARIAN AID TO THE YEMENI PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN UNMERCIFULLY BOMBED BY THE TERRIBLE SUNNI DOMINATED STATE OF SAUDI ARABIA.  ONE MUST POINT OUT THAT IRAN WAS ONE OF THE FIRST TO SEND SIMILAR AID TO HAMAS IN THE GAZA STRIP FOLLOWING THE CARPET BOMBING OF THAT TINY AREA BY BLOOD-THIRSTY ZIONIST.   
JUST A LITTLE SATIRE HERE GUYS---I STAND WITH THE STATE OF ISRAEL NOW AND FOREVER!  
EMBED CODE
Code for Facebook, Blogs, Websites and Myspace.
Just copy and paste into your site.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

The First Church of Cannabis opens in Indiana



Taking full advantage of Indiana's "Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA).  Cannabis worshipers have founded the First Church of Cannabis.  The less than Holy Church will not sell marijuana, but will grow Cannibis to use in its sacraments. 
EMBED CODE
Code for Facebook, Blogs, Websites and Myspace.
Just copy and paste into your site.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Spotted Owl Plague out of Control

SPOTTED OWL ATTACK ON DEFENSELESS FIELD MOUSE
AS THE YEAR 2040 DRAWS NEAR MARKING THE 50th ANNIVERSARY OF THE SPOTTED OWL BEING PLACED ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST THE NUMBERS OF THIS SMALL PREDATOR HAVE SOARED TO ASTRONOMICAL PROPORTIONS.  BIOLOGIST ARE NOW ESTIMATING THERE ARE OVER 500,000,000 IN THE NORTHWESTERN STATES ALONE.  THE OWLS, IT SEEMS HAVE DEPLETED THEIR FOOD SOURCE IN THE RURAL AREAS  AND ARE NOW MOVING INTO THE CONGESTED URBAN AREAS IN SEARCH OF A MEAL.  APPARENTLY THE WHOLE ECO-SYSTEM HAS BEEN UPSET WITH FIELD MICE, SMALL BIRDS, SNAKES AND OTHER SMALL ANIMALS BECOMING VIRTUALLY EXTINCT.  HOWEVER, EVEN FACED WITH THIS LOOMING DISASTER, RADICAL WEST COAST ENVIRONMENTALIST GROUPS ARE STILL OPPOSING ANY EFFORT TO CONTROL THE SPOTTED OWL PLAGUE.  APPARENTLY JUST AS THE TINY DELTA SMELT SUCCESSFULLY DESTROYED THE SPRAWLING FARMS OF THE CENTRAL CALIFORNIA VALLEY BRINGING ABOUT A CRITICAL FOOD SHORTAGE ACROSS THE NATION; THE SPOTTED OWL WILL BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE IT'S RAMPAGE, UNCHECKED, ACROSS THE NORTHWEST.  WHEN ASKED ABOUT WHAT MOST CONSIDER TO BE A DETERIORATING CONDITION IN THE NORTHWEST, AGING EX-PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA SAID, "THESE MAGNIFICENT BIRDS ARE JUST CONTINUING MY  EFFORTS TO FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE AMERICA".