NOT TOO MANY YEARS AGO DURING HORSE AND BUGGY DAYS TURDS LINED THE STREETS OF BALTIMORE UNTIL THE GOOD FOLKS OF THAT CITY DECIDED TO REMOVE THE STINK FROM THE STREETS OF THAT GROWING METROPOLIS! NOW THE STENCH IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE, BUT TODAY'S STREET CLEANERS ARE POWERLESS TO REMOVE THE TURDS FROM THE STREET OF THAT ONCE BEAUTIFUL CITY THANKS TO THE EFFORTS OF LEADERS LIKE STEPHANIE (SEE NO TURDS) RAWLINGS-BLAKE. OH WELL, SUCH ARE THE STREETS OF TODAY'S PROGRESSIVE URBAN AMERICA! THANK GOD THAT BLIGHT HAS NOT YET INFECTED THE HEARTLAND.
SECOND AMENDMENT STICKERS
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