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Sunday, March 19, 2017

Trump offers unique solution to Sanctuary City dilemma

On just his second month in office, leaked information from sources inside the new Trump administration have indicated that the nations new President intends to withhold federal funds from all sanctuary cities, except those in California while at the came time removing all ICE (Immigration Customs Enforcement) Officers from that state.   Additionally the President will ask congress for some $2 billion to increase the number of ICE agents in the remaining 49 states by some 10,000.  When asked about the reason for these seemingly draconian moves by the President and his Department of Homeland Security (DHS) the unidentified source in the West Wing of the White House, simply replied that President Donald Trump was just seeking to put all the rotten apples in one basket, by funneling them into the Taco State, referring to California.  Democrat politicians in that Pacific coastal state are outraged claiming that the influx of millions of additional illegals into their state would depress wages and put undue pressure on already strained social services.  The source further stated that when West Wing staffers heard about the cries of distress coming from Democrats in California, uncontrolled laughter was heard in the halls and even reached the first family in their quarters on the second floor of the White House.
On a somewhat related note, the Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) has ordered that some 5,000 additional directional signs, pointing the way to Illegal Alien Paradise be erected on all Interstate Highways. 

And if this solution to the sanctuary city problem doesn't float your boat, there is that final solution.  Hope you like the meme I made below.
And for all you snowflakes out there this is just political satire, 
so don't get your panties in a wad.

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