OLD MARRIED BIKERS
A biker & his wife are celebrating their 50th
anniversary. That night the wife approaches her
husband wearing the exact same sexy little
teddy that she wore on their wedding night. She
looks at her husband & says, "Honey, Do you
remember this?"
He looks up at her & says, "Yes dear, I do. You
wore that same negligee the night we were
married."
She says, "That's right. Do you remember what
you said to me that night?"
He nods & says, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what is it?" she asks.
He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said,
"Ohhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out
of those big tits & screw your brains out."
She giggles & says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's
exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later,
I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What
do you have to say tonight?"
Again he looks her up & down & finally replies,
"Mission Accomplished."
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