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Friday, April 28, 2017

Rule 5: Old Married Bikers

OLD MARRIED BIKERS
A biker & his wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little teddy that she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband & says, "Honey, Do you remember this?" He looks up at her & says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She says, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nods & says, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what is it?" she asks. He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits & screw your brains out." She giggles & says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" Again he looks her up & down & finally replies, "Mission Accomplished."

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