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The Best of Conservative Political Satire from Trump Land

 The Best of Political Satire from Trump Land

Remains of Harvard Professor found on Mount Kilimanjaro
 
Water Pistols and Cecil the Lion
 
Alien Alliance aka The Final Solution
 
Kingdom of the Delta Smelt 

Trump's Wall will Prevent Looming Environmental Disaster
 
S.H.I.T. vs P.E.T.A.

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Headline From Year 2022: John McCain, Long Dead, Still Voted Back Into Office By Arizona Voters

The 2022 Congressional race in Arizona went handily to deceased Senator John McCain. Despite being dead for over four years, McCain was the overwhelming favorite to win the election which pitted him against Democratic challenger Xir Shanique Mohammad Masahasahputripan. 

Though Masahasahputripan delivered a very popular and inspiring message of killing all the white people and stealing all their money, McCain carried the day thanks to his innovative “virtual platform”. Though apparently run from the grave, it was his alive supporters across the state of Arizona who did the heavy lifting. Through a relentless torrent of inane posts on Twitter and Facebook, they shared his old campaign commericals and championed his message of endless wars and political cronyism. 

But the message that seemed to have resonated most with the voters was McCain’s commitment to “complete the danged fence”–a promise he made during his 2010 campaign that was swiftly forgotten the day after he won that election. 

Despite being a traitor to his country during the Vietnam war, and a venal, principle-less, ill-tempered, war-mongering, pathological liar during his years in government, nothing can seem to sway the loyal Arizonans from perpetually voting “The Great Maverick” back into office–not even his own death and subsequent decay into a gelatinous black blob of maggot-infested carrion.   Read more.....

Hyper-Realistic Sex Robots Declared ‘DANGER’ for Women & Kids – Call for a Ban

Sex robots have evidently become more popular in brothels across the world, especially as they become more and more realistic. There are a lot of men who love them, but some are not as thrilled — some scientists and ethicists are saying that sex robots are dangerous. 

Technology has enabled sex robots to appear more human than ever before. It’s believed that by the end of the year, there will be sex robots on the market with human-like skin, who are responsive to touch, and are able to “talk dirty” to users. And brothels across the world have been making the sex robots available for their patrons, where men can live out their “wildest fantasies” with robots who can’t say no. 

But religious groups have come out against the sex robots, as have scientists who specialize in robotics. The Foundation for Responsible Robotics, for example, recently released a report warning that the use of sex robots could lead to an increase in sex crimes. 

“On the one hand, if a sex robot is designed to resist sexual advances such that their use constitutes a simulated act of rape, then building them puts the user in relationship with the act of raping a woman,” the report read. “It exhorts and endorses rape. On the other hand, building a robot that is passive or elicits sex is ethically problematic for what it communicates to the broader public about women’s sexuality.”    Read more.....

Man Hid Dead Wife’s Body in Freezer for 8 YEARS So That He Could Collect Her Government Benefits

It’s not surprising that people will go to some pretty drastic lengths to keep their government benefits flowing. But what one man did is making international headlines for its gruesome nature. When his wife died, he didn’t notify the government so he could keep receiving government checks — but it’s what he did with her body that’s raising eyebrows. 

Allan Dunn lived with his wife, Margaret, in Hillsborough County, Florida. Tragically, Margaret died at home in 2002. But Dunn didn’t want to give up her Social Security checks — so he hid her body in a freezer for eight years, until he died in 2010. And his remaining family had to deal with the fallout. 

Investigators were able to determine that Dunn had improperly collected over $92,000 in benefits, which his heirs ended up being responsible for. The United States Attorney’s Office for the Middle District of Florida said that he “concealed his wife’s death by placing her body in a freezer in their home”, and that while the remaining family knew that Margaret had died, they didn’t realize he was defrauding the government by covering up her death… or that he was hiding her body in a freezer.   
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Pair Of Illegal Aliens Beat Man To Death In Idaho

POCATELLO, ID (KTVB) – Two brothers face murder charges after a man was killed in Pocatello. 

KPVI-TV reports that Pocatello police responded to a disturbance in an alley south of Clark Street at about 2:30 a.m. Saturday. 

Officers found a male victim and began CPR. He was taken to the hospital by ambulance but succumbed to his injuries. 

The victim has been identified as Nathan Tad Richardson, age 30. 

A police investigation identified two suspects in the killing. Gabriel Lee Moreno, age 25 and Anthony Carlos Moreno, age 23, were booked into the Bannock County Jail. 

Both were charged with second-degree murder. It was not immediately known if they had lawyers. 

On Saturday, ABC News 8 reported: 
Pocatello police are currently investigating the death of male overnight Friday. A police lieutenant said the man was found beaten to death outside the Center Street Clubhouse on Center Street sometime between midnight and 5 a.m. Saturday.

Trey Gowdy FURIOUS at Betrayal, Top Secret Russian Intelligence LEAKED

Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats recently met with the House Intelligence Committee, a meeting that was supposed to be confidential. Eight people were in the room, and one of them leaked his testimony to the media. And Trey Gowdy is furious. 

Gowdy appeared on CNN’s “Outfront” on Thursday, where he slammed the leaks. “About eight hours ago, Adam Schiff and I looked Dan Coats in the eyes and we assured him that there would be no selective leaking of his testimony to us,” Gowdy told CNN anchor Erin Burnett. “And I’ll be damned if eight hours later there aren’t three different leaks with what he told us. So if anyone is questioning why congressional investigations aren’t taken seriously, and are viewed as political exercises, you need to look no further than the fact that we looked one of our intelligence officials in the eyes and promised him there would be no selective leaking. And here I’m being asked about it, not even eight hours later.” 

It took only hours after Coats’ meeting for the leaks to materialize, with NBC News reporting that “Coats tells House investigators President Trump seemed obsessed with Russia probe”.   Read more.....

They Cut Baby From the Womb, Force Mother to WATCH What They Did to the Newborn

There is no shortage of atrocities committed by ISIS, but what happened to a pregnant woman in Iraq is still beyond the pale. Feral Pirali was captured by ISIS, and spoke about the horrifying torture a friend of hers was forced to endure. 

Pirali was a Yazidi activist and interpreter, and in 2010, she was being held by ISIS. During the Women in the World Summit, she told the story of her friend, held by ISIS in 2010 while she was pregnant. Her friend was not able to escape, and the terrorists did the unthinkable to her… and to her baby. 

First, they cut open her stomach and removed the baby from her womb. But they were only getting started. “They raped the baby, and they raped her, and they thought she was dead so they left her behind,” Pirali explained. But somehow, her friend survived.   Read more.....

Megyn Kelly gets Played

We’re beginning to see more clashes between the Legacy media and Internet-based journalists. Submitted for your viewing pleasure is a cartoon that sums up the interview Megyn Kelly conducted with Alex Jones. 

Megyn left Fox for NBC and now she makes around $15 million per year, but Alex didn’t have stars in his eyes. He took her to school and played her like a violin. He knew she was out to play the ‘Gotcha!’ game. Her goal was to discredit Alex and by extension President Trump, who granted InfoWars press credentials. 

Megyn promised to go easy on Alex to get him to agree to the interview, but she went into vicious attack dog mode as soon as it commenced. She grilled him on Sandy Hook in particular and then proceeded to selectively edit Alex’s comments to cast him in a bad light. Some advertisers are threatening to pull their ads from the show because they find Alex offensive. Alex wants NBC to cancel the segment because it turned into the hit job he expected. What Megyn didn’t know is Alex recorded their pre-interview session and he has proof of her dis-ingenuousness. Read more.....

Media portrayal of Comey as a sex symbol is over-inflated

According to media reports, former FBI director James Comey’s testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee has caused a collective stirring-of-loins across America. Many will, therefore, be disappointed: Comey looks firm and stands 6"8' only when excited by TV cameras or his own reflection in the mirror. In most other cases he's just four feet and flaccid.

The Daily Beast, which embarrassed itself with the below article, needs to publish a retraction. 

James Comey Is The Sex Symbol America Needs Right Now 

On social media, many Americans confessed to unexpected feelings of lust as they watched Comey… shy murmurings about his unlikely sex appeal on Twitter evolved into brazen chatter... By the end of his public testimony, James Comey was not just hot; he was eminently f^ckable. There was also something raw and appealing about his ability to be vulnerable without losing his composure… a ten-minute segment on Italian prime time TV about whether Comey would be a good lover because of the "length of his digits." 

Seeing him in a position of power, with the future of our imperiled democracy depending in part on his testimony, was enough for many of those watching his testimony to crown him a sex symbol. It may not last long, but as with many things that are unexpected this moment of collective Comey-lust is one to savor. 

We have a different explanation of Comey's sex appeal among the Democrats: progs always get excited when someone acts like a dick.  Read more.....

Friday's Rule 5 Babes --- Boobs and Butts

BEDTIME ANYONE!!

COULD I APPLY A LITTLE OIL?

IS SHE ASSUMING THE POSITION?

CHECK OUT THAT TATOO

WONDER IF SHE NEEDS HELP WITH THAT SEAT BELT?

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Katy Perry’s Father Calls On Us To Pray For His Daughter- “People ask ‘How could you have a daughter like that?’

Katheryn Hudson – better known by her stage name “Katy Perry” – is going through some hard times, according to her father, and needs our prayers.   

Keith Ellison, Hudson’s father and an evangelist, wants you to pray for his daughter instead of judging her, and I have to say, I agree. 

This is clearly not the path that they ever thought they’d see their daughter on, making explicit songs and music videos, but Perry’s parents think that instead of judging her, we should be helping her. 

Perry, however, thinks her parents are just going to have to agree to disagree about her musical decisions. 

“The thing about it is, which is such a weird thing, to really understand we agree to disagree, but still with loving space,” she said on Nova’s Smallzy’s Surgery radio show. “We all come from different places. … You can have your belief system, nobody is telling you to not believe your beliefs, but you can also come from a space of love. That’s what my family and I exercise all the time.”  Read more.....

20 Liberal Calls For Violence Against Conservatives in Quotes

After Republican Rep. Steve Scalise was shot yesterday, many liberals on twitter CELEBRATED and said things like, 

“The Only Good Fascist is a Dead One.” 

“That’s a Shame but babies blown to bits at Sandy Hook was worse and Scalise takes money from the @NRA” 

“If the shooter has a serious health condition then is taking potshots at the GOP leadership considered self defense?” 

“If KKK support Steve Scalise dies, the shooter deserves a holiday, true leadership. Now the trumps, kush, & miller need to be transitioned.” 

Is it any wonder? The most prominent liberals in America regularly accuse conservatives of being racist, sexist, Nazis, fascists who want children to die and are killing the planet and ruining the environment all because of their hate of the poor and minorities. Liberals today aim a nastier stream of propaganda at Republicans than America did at the Nazis; so is it any wonder that some people take the next logical step and become violent?  Read More.....

LOL: Global Warming Study Cancelled Because of ‘Unprecedented’ Ice

The amount of irony you’re about to witness is not to be taken lightly. You’re going to want to be firmly seated so you don’t fall over while you’re laughing. 

A Canadian global warming study had to come to a quick end after the researchers on board were forced to use their icebreaker vessel to… well… break ice. 

The study, entitled BaySys, is a $17-million four-year-long program headed by the University of Manitoba. It was planning to conduct the third leg of its research by sending 40 scientists from five Canadian universities out into the Bay on the Canadian Research Icebreaker CCGS Amundsen to study “contributions of climate change and regulation on the Hudson Bay system.” 

Unfortunately, the ship was forced to abandon its mission after the Canadian Coast Guard requested that the icebreaker be used to help fishing vessels and cargo ships from the “unprecedented ice.” 

That’s it. That’s all the research they need. There is “unprecedented ice” in the summer. Everyone can go home.  Read More >

First Lady Shares Photo After Moving Into White House- Liberals IMMEDIATELY Attack!

Melania and Barron Trump are at long last moving into the White House. I am sure that President Trump is glad to have his wife and son back with him and they will learn to love it there. They did not join Trump sooner, so that Barron could finish out his school year. Much to the horror of the left, Melania did indeed mean it when she said they would move to the White House in June. She even tweeted out a pic of their new home and moving day. 

The media and the left were all abuzz that the move would never happen. Now that it has, the attacks on Melania have started up again in earnest. The tweets are hateful and petty… just as you would expect. Not everyone felt that way and there were many well-wishers who chimed in. I think it shows the Trump’s have their priorities straight. They put the education welfare of their son first and their needs second. Isn’t that what it means to be good parents? I’ll bet Barron is excited about the move, as he should be. 

After nearly five months of living apart, it was announced Sunday that first lady Melania Trump and son Barron had finally moved into the White House with President Donald Trump. 

Since Trump’s inauguration in January, Melania and Barron have continued to live in the Trumps’ midtown Manhattan penthouse. The Trumps said in January that in the interest of 11-year-old Barron, Melania would continue to live in New York City until Barron finished school for the summer because they didn’t want to interrupt his education. 

But despite the reasonable explanation for the first lady and president living apart, some people speculated that Melania would never move to the White House, offering the possible explanation that she was comfortable living apart from her husband. 

But Melania on Sunday finally made good on her promise to move into the White House. 

She publicly acknowledged the move in a photo posted to Twitter, which was presumably taken from the presidential living area of the White House and looked down toward the Washington Monument.   More.....

Teen Sleeps With DOZENS of California Cops & Leaves Everyone Speechless

Jasmin Abuslin, now 19, is claiming to have slept with at least 30 police officers over a three-year period and was awarded almost $1,000,000 by the City of Oakland just this morning to allow her to “get on with her life and her healing.” 

The $989,000 award is a small fraction of the $66,000,000 she originally asked for. 

Last year, a major scandal broke out when she began speaking up with her story and has been connected with several firings and at least one suicide from the pool of officers she was connected with. 

Jasmin, the daughter of a police dispatcher, claims that she had slept with the officers under the Celeste Guap starting when she was 16. It was only after the 2015 suicide of an officer that she identified herself as the prostitute in question. Jasmin had threatened the officer, Brendan O’Brien, with exposing him after they had sex when she was 17.   More.....

Upcoming Anti-Shariah Law Rallies Have Muslim Leaders In The U.S. Worried

Mosques are visits from locksmiths who are upgrading their mosques with better locks. They are higher grade locks that were requested for installation on the front doors. Why the sudden upgrade in security? 

Well the mosque leaders are getting very worried for one. Worried about their security. At one such mosque a man appeared outside and threatened to kill Muslims. Then under two weeks later, an assailant stabbed to males to their death and wounded another inside a commuter train in Portland. The victims were trying to protect two teenage girls, one of them in a hijab, as the attacker shouted anti-Islamic slurs. 

Now, we have anti-Shariah/Islamic law marches planned to hit this Saturday in Seattle and about two dozen other cities across the U.S. and Muslim leaders are getting nervous. They are saying that the marches are not anti-Sharia Law, but that they are anti-Muslim. Using the two incidents just described as basis for their claim. 

“Our Muslim community is feeling a tremendous amount of stress and pressure,” said former Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn, who plans to attend a counter-rally Saturday. “It’s important for local leaders to express solidarity and make clear we stand against bigotry, against racism and with our Muslim neighbors in the state and beyond.”   More.....

Chris Matthews on Comey hearing: The Big story is that the Trump/Russia collusion story Came Apart

Chris Matthews said earlier today that the big story out of the Comey hearing was that the accusation that Trump colluded with Russia during the election basically came apart. 

He cites as his first point Comey testifying that Trump told him that the FBI should nail anyone in his campaign that did collude with Russia. 

But the real thing that got him was Comey admitting that Flynn wasn’t central to the Russia investigation, as Matthews had previously thought. In fact Matthews admits that he thought Trump was afraid of Flynn blackmailing him for something he might have said about colluding with Russia. 

He thought that Trump was worried that if the FBI ‘flipped’ Flynn and got him to rat out his boss, it would come out and he would be exposed  More.....

Mom Arrested After Walmart Employees Discover What She Was Doing To Her 7-Yr-Old In The Bathroom

Several stories of child abuse out of Utah will have you asking how some people are allowed to be parents. Two moms were arrested in separate incidents, but what one of them did in the bathroom of a Walmart is especially horrifying. 

Jeannine Isom is a 47-year-old mother of seven and a music teacher. Her family says she has a history of mental illness, which would explain a lot — she was arrested for pulling out two of her seven-year-old son’s teeth in a Walmart bathroom in Cedar Hills, Utah. 

Isom allegedly purchased hand sanitizer and pliers before taking the boy into the bathroom. He had told his older brother earlier that one of his teeth was loose. The other one, however, was not. Sgt. Cameron Paul of the American Fork Police Department said that when Isom pulled the teeth, they came out in pieces. “When she proceeded to extract them, they didn’t come out in one whole piece. There were multiple pieces,” Paul said. “So that illustrates that they were still very attached to this child’s mouth.” 

The boy’s older brother and a Walmart employee heard the boy screaming, rushed in, and manage to get him out of the restroom. Isom has been charged for felony child abuse.   More.....

Nurse Busted For What She Did To Unconscious Man’s Penis

Soooooooo there’s THIS. The most unprofessional nurse from New York has been arrested for allegedly taking photos of an unconscious patient’s penis. You read that right, this is a story about a really really bore, really really dumb nurse. 

Nurse Kristen Johnson texted pictures of two passed out patients’ penises to co-workers. She was arrested and charged with what is called ‘unlawful surveillance’ and then for disseminating unlawful surveillance. I guess she should leave the penis picture taking and texting to Anthony Weiner. 

Despite what certain people seem to think, it is a crime in the state of New York to view, broadcast or record images of another person’s intimate body parts, surreptitiously,” District Attorney Bill Fitzpatrick told WSTM.   More.....